Alibis and Aliases

Let's go to Denny's, because I would love to not feel good for a while!

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:33:00 -0700

I wrote a report to the local Department of Health about my lovely experience eating at Denny’s a few days ago. I know, know… I should know not to eat there anyways. But maybe a surprise visit from the health inspector will be a good enough “fuck you for the food poisoning” to make that wasted $30 hurt a bit less.
Edit: Received a call back hardly five minutes later. DOH is on them like flies on shit.

terezi-vantas: GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:11:29 -0700

terezi-vantas:

GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU

edwad: fffcuk: i can’t stop watching Weeds ur supposed to smoke them Either way, UR DOIN IT...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:52:15 -0700

edwad:

fffcuk:

i can’t stop watching Weeds

ur supposed to smoke them

Either way, UR DOIN IT RITE.

Die Fantastischen Vier Fan Blog

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:29:00 -0700

I’m not one to whore myself out, but I’m just looking to get more traffic on my F4 (short for that very long German band name) fan tumblog because I truly admire them and everything they do. If you or any of your friends happen to enjoy German hiphop or Die Fantastischen Vier in particular, ch-ch-ch-check it out. It’s bilingual!

Fanta Vier Täglich

re-knoxville: It’s so stupid when people hate a celebrity they...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:17:22 -0700

re-knoxville:

It’s so stupid when people hate a celebrity they don’t know so bad that they wish death upon them, or say a death was deserved. I’ll be honest, I didn’t like a damn thing about Amy Winehouse. I disliked her music and I didn’t like particular things she said…but I never wished death on her, not in a million years. The death of a person is always sad whenever that person wasn’t inherently bad.

Idk, I’m so sick of people hating for stupid reasons. Celebrities, political groups, the President, whatever they’ve done to piss you off is unlikely the end of the world. I hate child molesters and rapists and shit and I think that’s better-placed negative feelings.

^This, this right here.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 16:11:56 -0700

Rant about tumblr hipsters and jerkwads

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:53:00 -0700

It’s pretty lame when my own IRL friends won’t follow my Tumblr or forget that they actually know me on here. Sorry I’m not “cool” enough for your dashboard.

Fuck you, and here’s a pretty drag queen looking sad. YOU MAKE JADE JOLIE SAD.

re-knoxville: theresawerewolfinmybutt: edgaralanfrog: asheydoo...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:41:31 -0700

re-knoxville:

theresawerewolfinmybutt:

edgaralanfrog:

asheydoo55:

shallwestopthisbleeding:

papermag:

This GIF of Christopher Meloni swiveling into a bikini is the only thing we’ll be watching all morning.

oh its christopHER MELONI SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS SHIT I CAN’T STOP WATCHING

where the hell is Benson when you need her?!

Now you know why Oz was one of my favourite shows.

Seriously, OZ, OZ, all the time OZ.

Captain Hair always tells it like it is.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:35:14 -0700

Captain Hair always tells it like it is.

Phil Margera fucking rocks so much. He reminds me of my late...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:33:39 -0700

Phil Margera fucking rocks so much. He reminds me of my late grandpa Phil, in the way that they both always find the bright side to EVERYTHING, then enjoy the hell out of it. It’s like when my grandpa was super sick in the hospital and referred to his urinal as his “pot of gold.”

"Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead,..."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:33:31 -0700

“Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey. A path that’s right for someone else won’t necessarily be a path that’s right for you. And that’s okay. Your journey isn’t right or wrong, or good or bad. It’s just different. Your life isn’t meant to look like anyone else’s because you aren’t like anyone else. You’re a person all your own with a unique set of goals, obstacles, dreams, and needs. So stop comparing, and start living. You may not have ended up where you intended to go. But trust, for once, that you have ended up where you needed to be. Trust that you are in the right place at the right time. Trust that your life is enough. Trust that you are enough.”

- Daniell Koepke (via uni-tea)

Even in America… we Irish folk talk like that (at least...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:06:00 -0700

Even in America… we Irish folk talk like that (at least almost my whole fucking family…) I swear it’s like genetic or something.

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:37:24 -0700

re-knoxville: Hank Hill is trippin’ balls.

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 07:48:39 -0700

re-knoxville:

Hank Hill is trippin’ balls.

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 07:40:22 -0700

Stop trying to steal my man with your eyes, you hypnotist!

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 07:29:35 -0700

Stop trying to steal my man with your eyes, you hypnotist!

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Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:45:42 -0700

Chel-see. Not Chel-see-uh or Kel-see or Kel-see-uh or Shelly...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:34:00 -0700

Chel-see. Not Chel-see-uh or Kel-see or Kel-see-uh or Shelly none of that nonsense. It’s the name of our formor president’s daughter for Loki’s sake, it can’t be that fucking hard to pronounce.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:26:54 -0700

Every. Fucking. Time.

"Rap has a bad reputation in white circles, where many people believe it consists of obscene and..."

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:28:40 -0700

“Rap has a bad reputation in white circles, where many people believe it consists of obscene and violent anti-white and anti-female guttural. Some of it does. Most does not. Most white listeners don’t care; they hear black voices in a litany of discontent, and tune out. Yet rap plays the same role today as Bob Dylan did in 1960, giving voice to the hopes and angers of a generation, and a lot of rap is powerful writing.”

- Roger Ebert

(via wretchedoftheearth)