I wrote a report to the local Department of Health about my lovely experience eating at Denny’s a few days ago. I know, know… I should know not to eat there anyways. But maybe a surprise visit from the health inspector will be a good enough “fuck you for the food poisoning” to make that wasted $30 hurt a bit less.
Edit: Received a call back hardly five minutes later. DOH is on them like flies on shit.